important!!!

This specific page is non-canon!!!

Please zoom in (or out) until the Noelmatiex logo is roughly in the center of the screen!!!

(i couldn't be bothered to figure out how to make pages rescale for different screen sizes. sorry.)

also pretty please turn on audio autoplay in your browser!!!

please

don't even TRY to look at any of this on mobile. it's not good.

(click the logo once you're done)